Transcript of 'The Interviewer'

[Exhales]

[Elevator chime]

[Piano]

Thomas:

Hi,

Thomas Howell.

I'm here for the interview with Mr Dexter.

Receptionist:

Yeah, sure thing.

Just take a seat and he'll be out in a minute.

[Sound from headphones of other man in waiting room.]

Relaxation session 32.

Shake all your nervous energy

and think about your special place of calm

and let all anxiety waste away.

Reach out now, and touch something in your special place.

Breathe in positivity, and breathe out all that nasty anxiety.

[Optimistic marimba music]

James:

Hi!

Mr ... Howell ... is it?

Thomas:

...um yes?

James:

Great. I'm James.

Please come with me for your interview.

9am. You have the interview at 9am is it?

Thomas:

Um ...

...yes.

James:

Great! Come with me for your interview!

[Music builds]

Breathe in.

[Typing sounds]

After you.

[Upbeat music continues]

You sit here.

And I sit here

...as your boss.

Nervous?

Thomas:

Uh

James:

It can be scary going for a new job.

Water or coke?

Thomas:

Um ... Water thanks.

James

Are you sure?

Thomas:

Water's fine.

James:

Coke's better.

[Marimba music]

[Can opening]

Cheers.

[Sighs]

So, you like movies?

Thomas:

Ah ... yep.

James:

Star Wars? You like Star Wars?

Thomas:

Mmm.

James:

Harry Potter?

Thomas:

Um ... not so much, no.

James:

What about Voldemort?

I love Voldemort!

[Imitates Voldemort]

Harry Potter is dead!

[Imitates Ginny]

No no no

[As Voldemort]

Silence stupid girl!

Harry Potter is dead.

From this day forth, you put your faith in me.

Thomas:

I'm just not into it-

James:

I'm not finished yet.

[Continues as Voldemort]

Harry Potter's dead.

Thomas:

So the interview's in here.

James:

Ah yes, correct.

Thomas:

It's just that it's gone ten past.

James:

Great. We'll get straight into it.

Thomas:

Isn't someone else going to be joining us,

someone going to be interviewing me?

James:

Just me.

I noticed you're dressed ...

...very conservatively.

Thomas:

It's an interview.

James:

Needs a bit of colour!

Thomas:

Okay.

Thank you.

James:

I read through your résumé.

You are applying for a solicitor role?

Thomas:

Yes.

James:

Why not senior associate?

Thomas:

Sorry?

James:

See that painting?

Like it?

Thomas:

Yep.

James:

That's an original Dexter.

I have a few of them hanging around the joint.

So. You've come from Lamont,

across the road.

They are a great firm.

What made you want to change?

Thomas:

I didn't think the direction of the company was somewhere I wanted to stay.

In the long run.

James:

More detail.

Thomas:

[Sighs]

I didn't think they did much for the community.

James:

They're just a money-making machine.

We make a lot of money here too.

Thomas:

But your pro-bono department has an amazing reputation.

Particularly with start ups.

At Lamont, they rejected a lot of great looking not-for-profits

because they only dealt with more ...

established organisations.

James:

I like that answer.

You're the first person whose answer I've liked.

You do know there's a partner position going here?

Thomas:

No I didn't.

James:

You're the type to make it there. I can tell.

I've seen so many over the years.

You know how long I've been here?

Thomas:

How long have you been here?

James:

Almost 11 years.

I started when I was 16.

Thomas:

I have a lot to learn from you.

...including your taste in film.

[Laughter]

Paul:

James ... Again?

Is that his file?

I need that!

Paul Dexter, I'm sorry about this.

Thomas:

no, not at all

Paul:

James, you cannot keep taking files off my desk,

I've been looking everywhere for this.

This is not a game!

James:

You'll be glad I did take him.

Paul:

You see that trolley?

You see that, James?

James:

Yes.

Paul:

That is what you're supposed to do.

Take around the tea and coffee and do the photocopying,

not roll-play with my interviewees!

Can we continue in my office?

[Exhales]

Thomas:

Um ... James?

You asked me before about why I left Lamont.

James:

Yes?

Thomas:

So why did you ask me that?

James:

[Sighs]

Because your résumé said 'Senior Associate',

...and you're going for a lesser role here.

It didn't make sense.

I thought you might have been fired.

Thomas:

And what did you think of my answer?

When I told you?

James:

I liked it.

You're ready to get paid less here so you can help people.

You are not in it for the money.

You are more than just money.

It is genuine, you know?

I could tell that he is not trying to be a big shot.

Paul:

James, stop.

James:

Why this is all I'm good for?

Right?

Paul:

Come and sit here. Sit down.

I want you to ask the rest of your questions,

I'm very impressed with what you have written here,

I want you to teach me how it's done.

James:

You mean that?

Paul:

Mm.

James:

The next question I had was ...

where do you see yourself in ten years?

Thomas:

Well, I believe in commitment.

I'd want to see myself still here,

managing cases in your pro-bono department.

That's my goal.

[Upbeat marimba music]

James:

Ah Mr Joel White is it?

Yeah, that's me.

James Dexter. Would you please come with me for your ... interview?

Joel:

Yeah.

[Music builds]

James:

Well, after you.

Mr White.

This is Thomas Howell,

one of our partners who will be interviewing with me today.

Thomas:

Pleased to meet you.

Joel:

Likewise.

Thomas:

Take a seat.

Would you like a water or ... coke?

Joel:

Ah ... water.

James:

Joel?

You know how long I've been here?

Joel:

How long?

James:

Coming up to 15 years.

Needless to say ...

I know a thing or two.

[Door closes]

[Music continues]

[Music ends]

[End of transcript]

Last updated: 23 June 2023